Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Unsolicited

Me: (standing outside jazz club waiting for someone, my headset and headphone in hand, just finished listening to voicemail)

Older gentleman who walks up: What do you do?

Me: I'm waiting for someone

Him: No, what do you do

Me: actor

Him: actor? What are you doing messing with technology? You're emotionally constipated. You have to be (something to create)

Me: Dude, it's just a phone.

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