Saturday, August 29, 2015

I am very close to going next door and offering the toddler singing the
same song repeatedly and repeatedly off-key a sedative.

this is why I hate musicals.

"But otherwise"

"But however"

"(most sentences starting with the 'but')"

These are all things I wish would disappear from English writing.

Sunday, August 23, 2015

"If a mule die buy another one...

"Kill a nigger, hire another one."

From "The Life of Riley"

Thursday, August 20, 2015


In 2013, Netflix became the death of me. Quite literally, I hurt myself
binge watching...spent a few too many hours resting on my elbow in say nothing of the time I feel asleep in the position for 6-7

I have now purchased a Roku.

I feel a familiar feeling coming over me....

Monday, August 17, 2015

I just bit into a slice of tomato,

and it was sweet and wet like watermelon.

I want tomato to be like that from now on...

...unless I'm just really hot.
"Consciousness can only bring us suffering."

Beatrice - Humans

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