Monday, July 14, 2014

I am confused

by something I just saw.

How van you have a small,slender body but a muscular chest/fakebust?

Sunday, July 13, 2014

It's 1:35 in the morning

I'm trying to write a 30 second spoof ad for a class,

and I want tacos.

That is all.

Sunday, July 06, 2014


I am currently feeling a great deal of urge to tell this longslender-limbed, mulatto-featured sprite on the train to role the legs of her already-short-shorts down.

"It's easy for the victim to say...

...they forgive. It's not easy for the guilty to forgive themselves."

Saturday, July 05, 2014


My roommate has just summed up eveyone's general reaction to my currently bare face.

"Man, every time you shave that, it freaks me out."

Interestingly, this was the first time didn't freak me out.

That changed as of the second day when I realized I look not only like a completely different person, but a person I actually know.

I might need to grow my face back.

Modern Realism

Me: Hey, how you doin?

Door guy: I'm good, you?

Me: Pretty good?

Door Guy: Actually, I'm lyin' to ya. I'm not doin' too well.

Me: Aw, man.

(exit into elevator)


The truth is a healer.

Tell it.

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