that place where someone will vandalize your bicycle,
then steal your catalytic converter off of you truck,
then steal the previously mentioned bicycle
(while the city is recovering from a historic storm),
then steal ANOTHER bicycle,
then break into your car to steal a messenger bag which somebody apparently thought had something of value in it (headshots, resumes, dental records, socks, drawers, a cloth belt and several pens) and your first djembe that really kind of meant a lot to you.
because you are a horrible person who obviously deserved it.