Thursday, April 28, 2016


that place where someone will vandalize your bicycle,

then steal your catalytic converter off of your truck,

then steal the previously mentioned bicycle

(while the city is recovering from a historic storm),

then steal ANOTHER bicycle,

then break into your car to steal a messenger bag which somebody apparently thought had something of value in it (headshots, resumes, dental records, socks, drawers, a cloth belt and several pens) and your first djembe that really kind of meant a lot to you.

because you are a horrible person who obviously deserved it.


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