Wednesday, December 08, 2004

My shoo 'sploded...

On my way to see about making some money wit UPS yesterday (aka: hustlin'), and I noticed my foot was feeling cold. Said to myself, "dag, I guess I shoulda worn the rain shoes" (cuz it was wet, not rainin' but wet). Then I realized it was only one foot that was moist.
I turned my foot over to check my shoe and it smiled back at me - the sole was cracked all the way from port to starboard. To make matters more fun, I had to go puddle-trudging around Canarsie for two more hours since the hayride known as the L train took an hour to get me from the Broadway Junction stop to 105th (me missing a stop was included in that, still...).
So I have to go buy some new shoes today. AND the UPS crap turned out to be for naught.

'Scuse me while I go ho.

6 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:56 AM

    How much do you charge? can I get a list of services with prices. . . you know like a menu.

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  2. Unfortunately, due to security restrictions, we are not allowed to respond to anonymous posters with information about prostitution services.

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  3. "bend over to the front...touch your toes..."

    sorry, i just had to do it. you know we hate lil' jon and them! : )

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  4. You need some ad space cuz? I got a friend, Louis, I'm sure he'd be interested.

    I'm surprised you didn't go through a sole or two on the lot. I lost three pairs last year. And you know they kill a lot of cows for my shoes. That's why the cows are mad...I kept destroying my soles.

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  5. Well, we all know, "ho"ing is what you do best! Is it still the same price!

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  6. well it seems to me that it is established that you are looking to perform services for a price, why not just let the people know what it costs, i mean really mr. walker, perhaps you will raise enough money to replace your shoes.

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