Cindy McCain Drifts

wow

great

(chortle)

Faked, though, it seems.

I don't suppose that quite looks like a mid-40s mother of 5 body.
Although...that's a generalization,
Something I'm sure you'd never see in a political race.

In case you were wondering what

a modern videogame v/o script looks like:

In this scene, the gang members observe a white guy in their neighborhood.

BOMBER 1

What you staring at, white boy?

Can't you see we busy here?

BOMBER 2

Somebody in the wroooong part of

town.

When the white guy gets closer, the gangsters get really angry:

BOMBER 1

You deaf? This here's our turf and

you not welcome. Vamoose, greaseball.

BOMBER 2

Yeah, keep messin' with us, and you'll

have to deal with the Bombers.

If the guy doesn’t leave, they'll attack him.

BOMBER 1

OK, now you done it, muthafucka.

BOMBER 2

Now we gonna whoop yo ass, boy.

In this scene, the gang members witness someone trying to break into their car.

BOMBER 2

(amazed)

Motherfucka! That nigga's stealin'

my car! You believe this shit?

BOMBER 2 (CONT'D)

Get the fuck away from my ride!

BOMBER 2 (CONT'D)

Crazy white boy done broke my window!

BOMBER 2 (CONT'D)

Hey! Whatchoo doin' muthafucka!!!

BOMBER 2 (CONT'D)

You done gone and messed with the

wrong niggas now, boy.

BOMBER 1

(threatening)

Now we gonna beat yo lily white ass.

I just turned down

a video game audition because

I
just
don't
feel
like
saying
"n****r" (or the cute respelling n***a, as they had it)

in yet another game about
yet more Italians
with yet more guns.

I'm sure I'm the sucker...I'm sorry, sucka.

Poverty check:

..
....

yep. still poor.

THIS IS THE WORST SPEECH

AND THE WORST AUDIENCE


EVER.

Sen. Lindsey Graham

Ladies and gentleman, I give you what may be the worst orator in Congress.

Or maybe he just didn't believe what he was saying.

(iyulhkh)

Gustav Can Kiss My....

Almost on the anniversary of Katrina, Gustav, at Cat 5, is passing over Cuba.

In remembrance of that event, and to bring some context to this one, a houston chronicle citizen-blogger reposts this from a last year.

As to reiterate my view of the subject,
don't pop sh!t about what should've been done,
what you would've done,

until you've actually faced having to do it.

Because I need it

and because today's the day:



NAPPY BIRT'DAY, GWEN!!!!!


:P

How far women's athetics have come

From the 2000 Sydney-lympics

(video, one expletive - low vol/earphone rules apply)

'tis a shame that I've had to wait 8 years to come to know this guy.

Ever-mounting are the travesties of existence...

Uh.....

yeah.


I remember back when I used to think Kool-Aid(tm) tasted


goooooOOOOOoooouuud.


(that was then)

maybe I'm not ok...

am I allowed to still dig the roots, but remain unconcerned with the Sol-angel?


I can tell it's been ten years, 'cuz the chillun's taste is definitely taking over.


alas, the good ol days..

Me and Raw Oysters

My response to somebody trying to convince me that I should try these extra special oysters that are going to be at said person's extra special party.

"It's a dead water snail in a rock."

I find that hilarious.

I think it flows better w/o "water", but I like specificity.

(no the flow/water thing wasn't intentional)

Tyra's Cranium

I often reference the undue and possibly extra-terrestrial nature of the size of Ms. Banks' forehead. I just want to take this opportunity to say how wrong I've been to do so.

Without proof.

(let the suspense build, or skip ahead to about 1:15)

My apologies.

{you're right. that's not her voice. cookie for you}

More proof

that I must be getting old (qualitative):

not only did I just sit through a Brak episode that wasn't this one,

I found it funny.

yikes.

Vivien Thomas

It seems I neglected to mention him.

Of particular interest because he was born near part of my ancestral geography.

(peculiar for me that where he was born was so remote as to be referred to as "near" LP)

There is a movie based around some of his work, Something the Lord Made.

I find at least a hair overwrought in tone, though not oppressive by any means.

(I really liked much of what Mos Def was doing in it)

Rapclassix.com

Do it. Now.

Flying Dream

earlier today,

I was flying small jet that looked like a miniature F-22 (with 2+2 seating),

couldn't figure out how to control speed,

couldn't land

(end)

Certainly it couldn't had anything to do with watching this.

Carnal desires

I have a powerful hankerin' for some beef ribs.

Dang shame I po'.

Did I mention I'm po'?

No, I mean more than the usual.

Paid rent w/cc,

though the plan is to pay that back once my promo check comes.

Cellphone? Insurance? Next month's CC?

No clue.

I desperately hope something regular develops soon.

But I digress.

Ribs.

Yeah.

I might have to make that happen.

I wonder how many you get for meat theft in New York State......(?)

Crazy Addendum

Or, perhaps, it is just that I attract crazy people.

Either way,


(sigh).

And while I'm again not sleeping

Radiohead - All I Need

Chopp - School Is In (outside VPND#25, I have no idea where to get this)

Gordon Gartrell Radio

I've not listened to a lick of it yet.

I recommend strictly on the name alone.

And, Phonte 'nem be on'nere.

And because it is in general keeping with my general policy of legally dl'ing all my new music for free.

I'm broke. No joke. Eating's going to be an adventure for a while.

Bills?

(scoff)

Somebody please tell Bob Costas

that Carmelo has cornrows, not (modified dreadlocks).

If, I'm wrong, please englighten.

With proof.

P.S.: the US team uni's are blah. I hate the caps.

(another note to Bob and Matt: try Kangol or button cap, not a beret. They were all just being cute wearing it slightly to the side)

Zipless

F##k


Though not sure whence "zip" comes in.

heartbeeps

cheesy

AND very, very not good.

so much so that it apparently cost us the Tony Clifton Story.

60's Soul, 10 years Removed

and British

whatever happened to that former army dude that all the morning news shows were trying their damndest to make the next Sam Cooke?

Top Gear

is, w/o question, the funniest TV show on cable.

Probably funniest on TV

period.

(part 4)

(5)

Better Days

I always thought the name of this was "Be Patient".

Rachelle and her should do an album together.

A Play about the Black Experience

written by someone of Korean descent.

Hmm.

The Blog.

Happy **** Day

I don't really like to provide free advertising.

Sometimes, though, the public service component is sufficient.

New Ish

Came back to a brand spanking new Indian joint down the street directly across from that are two Sri Lankan joints.






A few months ago a new pizza joint opened (finally).
And our Rey opened back up after the sale of the place fell through...

If you continue about a mile down the street there's Caribbean and several reps from Latin America.

pfft.

who needs manhattan.

Watch

Well.....

Do you get it now?

Oh, a warning - u may just want to listen if you're squeemish.

It's more about the dialogue that the verse.

Today my

father complained to every adult in the house but me about my using crushed ice he bought to ice my knee that was swollen a size larger than normal.


Hearing the second complaint I went downstairs, filled the ice tray with ice from bag that was open in the deep freezer and proceeded to leave the house in an effort to relieve the potential for the expletives that I was swallowing from turning ulceratic.

I returned with a bag of ice.

I found my nephew in the kitchen meditating in lotus position. I've no idea where he picked it up, but he kept it for a while.

I had to get in him for raising his voice to my mother, but I love that dude (as previously stated).

I've not felt this much contempt for my father since... I don't know -

since when I first left after college.

I plan to be out of this house as much as possible before returning to the-CitY-I work-iN.

Two adult lions cannot occupy the same territory. 'Twould be quite easy to find something for that final scene of Yellowman right now.

It's just strange to me, 'cuz I thought we - .... I was past this.

Particularly when I had so much praise welled up on my way here.

(eyebrow)

(chest heaving breaths)

(sigh)

Dr. Michel Dabaghi (1907-2008)

Known to the vast majority of us as Michael DeBakey.

Never knew he was Louisianian, let alone Lebonese.

3 months shy of 100 revolutions walking;
continued to practice almost all the way to the end.

Impressive man.

Rest...

Doing away with money,

is not the same thing as ending capitialism.

The term capitalism, in the U.S., is often used to reference what is called a "free" economic market.

(despite how much government control is exacted over said "free" market)

Capitalism as a philosophy, however, could be viewed as detrimental in the possibility that it encourages efforts toward personal gain at nearly any cost...

If one were of the type to view such-a-thing as negative, one might have a certain degree of impact on a capitalistic society by ridding the focus of it - money (assuming that cap. soc. is money-based).

Money itself as a means of trade has it's own inefficiencies. In the US economy, it is currently devalued given that it's backing is market based now, rather than commodity based. One must remember that money itself has not it's face value...it represents value.

Well, one hopes it does anyway.

Those philosophical non-capitalists might assert that, had maximizing gain not been so important, U.S. banks might have kept their investments out of the markets and we'd have a more stable US dollar now.

An optimal system probably would be some combination of barter/cash. Barter, so I argue, would encourage more localized exchange.

Taking guns away from people won't stop killing....
But tying a polished rock to a club takes time.

Maybe they ass'll think about it first.

I Love My Nephew

I'm amazed at not just how he's an amalgam of all of us, but how palpably so.

It's like looking at Voltron.

He's taking over my mother's job as the household conduit - the person through him people communicate with each other. Or, more specifically, the kids communicate with father and father the kids. He is indomitable in his notion that he should actually try to prove points to the brick, rubber coated, glass-encased wall that is my father.

He goes out of his way to do everything for all of us.

And he does all this despite all the reasons he has to be bitter

Biological not involved
Bouncing around from home to home
Early health problems
How much time we didn't spend with him...planted in front of a TV.

I worry that, being a pleaser, he'll get taken advantage of...
But he get's in trouble for fighting at school. I choose to take that as a sign of standing-up-for-self.

He's growing...I have confidence that he will be what the subsequent generation is always supposed to be: greater than the sum of its parts.

He my dude. I don't believe in pride. Blessing is the only concept that comes close.

Let him be a beacon, God. Let him emit light.

(inshallah)

I spent at least 3 Days of the past week

pissed at my father.

And I think much of that has to do with guilt over not taking over his business from him.

The sell is complete, the name has been changed on the sign. Retirement is official now. When he goes into the office now (1 day a week), he works for the boss. The first time he's had one in around 3 decades.

There is a significant part of me that feels it is wrong that he worked so hard to build that up for us, but neither of us wanted it.

Although my mom wanted it, and he didn't want to sell to her...and it was my idea to present the option of going in with her. Much like my 1 shot at permanent monogamy, that chance was given up by not speaking up soon enough.

So, anyway, I was pissed at him. May still be now. Pissed I think, because, just there was guilt of letting that pass to someone else, the feeling of him being disappointed in me was more (than) less verbally confirmed.

So. There's that.

No Ms. Denmark,

ergo,

bollocks.

Although they did get National Costume right.

Your baloney has a first name....

Miss Universe Inc.

Honorable Mention: National Costume

Thailand

I was already impressed just from the photo - thass real ish, yo. Muay thai, straight up.

Then I watched the video.

Wow. Moves ain't perfect, but I'll take the effort.

Peep the visage, the visage.

Knees and elbows at the end?

(big, broad clap)

ed: turns out I sorta predicted this one.

To be clear:

I don't advocate this stuff at all,

but props to Ms. Denmark for rockin' it nappy.

Has anybody besides me noticed the propensity for hy-buh-rids to do this more than los puros?

Oh...

"ya'll let her do that 'cuz she lite-skinned"

right. forgot.

exoticism is fetishism.

(work, dammit)

Yay, Miss Universe Is Relevant Again!

(sic)

photos of the current crop.

I think somebody needs to check Brazil for a tuck

and do a gene profile on Indonesia.



yes. I know. I'm mean.

Need Some Pop/Lock

music in a pinch?

try wagon crist - musical box

Cupcakin'

is so fundamental.
I have not been on my post game like I was in May.

Alas, the unfulfilled potential.

uh.....

what?

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHHA

Thank you, Ms. Princess, for making it easy for me to remain:

NotANigga(c)

(sigh)

attractive woman, fwiw.

Um

Yikes.

(lang warning, PG-13)

Am I the only one

who is annoyed when she is consistently referred to as "Mama"?

Mrs. Younger does have a name...

Assimilation

vs.

a-similation


Hm.

Reggae Stylee!!!

As I just texted the great and powerful J. Willickers!,

reggae stylings of anything makes said anything better.

Seek proof.

Unless they're using a version of the play

that I don't know about,

I have no interest whatsoever in playing George Murchison.

B'cuz e'day is my b'day

First the plane, now the car.
It's done better here due to the motion-controlled VR.

One way or 'nother, I will have this.

Oh, yes. I will.

Thorns, Bugbites & Spiderwebs (slapslap)

I finally made it back to Wolfe's Pond Park (with two viable inner tubes AND an extra).

Needs:
new helmet
mountain shoes (jammed toes cramp my style)
seriously considering clipless pedals
eventually need some new pads
and tires
mostly lots and lots of seat time

I don't think I found all the trails there, but there were more than I thought I'd find at first. Technically there are no open biking trails there until mid-July, but the rangers there seem to let people ride anyway.

It's nice to have the Schwinn back to it's original fat, nobby tired purpose. The over 20 year old Selle Royale
work well combined with the Thudbuster (which was getting tested in its true element for the first time in the 3 years I've had it. It would have worked even better had I not had it tilted to far down (one day I'm going to suck it up and carry tools with me everywhere I go).

Every non-casual rider should have at least three bikes.

One dedicated to dirt
One dedicated to fast
One dedicated to commuting/casual trundling (<- the one that you install that electric drive on to help with the hills and the extra weight from shopping/backpack/briefcase/gym bag/whatnot).

"Heartbreaker" (eyeroll)

Chalk another one up for that jerk.

It appears I let things go too far even in my friendships.

One day I'm going to learn to say things when they need to be said.

Either I'm crazy, or everybody else is.

-- oh, what's this: a long-a$$ email in my inbox? Great.

(sigh)

Alternative Transitional Housing

If you ain't got the message yet....

From a conversation last night

in response to a declaration of not feeling valued:

it's not that they don't value you, it's that they take advantage of your value"

if it were a movie, it would probably go:

it's not that the don't value you. They value you a lot. Their just taking advantage of your high value"

.... perhaps "abusing" instead of "taking advantage of"

if it were Samuel L. Jackson it'd go:

it's not that the m***********s don't value yo a$. They value yo a$. They just be taking advantage of the sh!t. Oh, your a$$ has high-a$$ value.

Well. some people would think it would sound like that. People like Quentin Tarantino.

(implicative eyeroll)

If one of my parents

is mixed/mulatto/etc., does that mean I am?

Does having parents of different religions count?
Different denominations?
Different class?

Education level
political affiliation

geo-psycho-emotional sports affiliation?

if I have a parent that is (a+b+c), who raises me only as c, and I am percieved in a way that's generally regarded as c,

do I still count as a or c?

Math is fun.

HEEEEHEEEHEHEEEEE

WOOOHEEHEEHEE

Obama Clinches (sorta)

I should be using this space to wax erudite about the significance of Sen. Obama receiving the requisite number of delegates to receive the Democratic Party nomination...

and perhaps criticize Sen. Clinton for continuing to hold out...

or at least elucidate on the fallacious blather of all those who complain that Father Phleger's comments were sexist and racist (puhleeze).

I will instead use this space to post a link to

this.

( and I thought this was just a joke when I heard it on VPND#25)

Bill is so jealous.

(btw, the above should not be viewed as an endorsement by the this blog)

If metal is a conductor,

why do people wrap hot food in aluminum foil?

Damn!

this made me do the wop.

it's has a certain amount of Let the Music Play to it.

Again?!?

Cranes keep toppling in Manhattan.

Perhaps the spirit's flagging attempt at indicating displeasure at the continual vertical development....

There was just a big spectacle made of the replacement of the person in charge of construction safety after the previous collapse.

(...)

!

(doing)

Glovephone

only a concept as of yet.

Just hurry up and do it before Apple gets their hands on it,
makes it all black with silver trim,

and claims to have started a revolution.

Wait...dammit, was that an unintentional hand pun?
Is a pun that's unintentional still a pun?

Hammer-Nailhead-Hit

I love when people get stuff absolutely right.

Commenters make commenting suck.
warning: language, content

(if you don't get the above, check out the commenters at gizmag.com or gizmodo.com

commenters in news stories also are annoying, but nobody does annoying like college kids.

they go to school for it)

Weird

there is an acquaintance of mine who I find adorable...

who seems to me an amalgam of fornercoworkercurrentff.

and

(dundunduuuuuuun)

college gf .

can't figure out if the previous is the reason for the perception,

or wld the perception stand in it own,

or y this occupies me so.

i h8t my brain smtymes.

Ah, youth....

Congratulation Season

i'm not jealous.

(much)

Nothing like a little Monday

morning lovin'.

(creak.creak.creak)

I've always wondered if Gizmo cared. Apparently not.

Voltron Reebok?

Check.

Oh, yeah, the milk thing.

Well, internet sources aren't generally regarded as good sources,

but they can usually lead you to where their info comes from, if they've got something useful to say.

If you happen to be of the group who are lucky enough to keep producing lactase after childhood, congrats.

Don't know how that's going to help with the hormones, though.

(and no, the hormones in the meat supply don't help, either)

I talk for a living (well, usually), and I despise have my voice break with mucus stickin' up my larynx...

So, I'll continue to minimize my intake of the stuff. I'm sure soy/rice/almond milk ain't perfect, but I'll take it.

(here's some TV appearances of cuzzin above, fwiw)

Raising Victor Vargas

I could complain about some of the content, but it's nothing unrealistic.

Me encanta la abuela.

(update: had a dream influenced by the above....one misses innocence,,,first seems a long time ago --- such is life past young youth)

Man @ 125th/Lenox

wearing an Obama pin on his lapel & purchasing Apple Booty 5 (bootleg, no less).

While looking at a

page on the dreaded myspace,
that has, as one of it's profile songs
"4th Theme - Electric Company"

Gizmo matter-of-factly

got up and walked out of the room.

He funny.

!!!!!!!

Have cable? This is what your kids are watching in the morning.

(may seem to start slow, but your patience will be rewarded)

As usual, I'm confused.

Insanely funny,
or
insanely depressing that this much sexual innuendo makes it to children's tv....

"Hey, what are those?"

Ridiculous.

Nothing this relevant since dancing banana.

In case you haven't gotten a chance

to catch the NKOTB tour billboard over ESPNZone on B'Way,

I'll sum it up for you:

stuck somewhere between bwahah and ew.


(bow)

Educational Focus

On most colleges/university campuses, facilities are built around the administrative buildings,

often the "main" building is where the prez's office is.

Take a look at this interactive campus map.

Can you find the admin bldgs?

Notice the what the centermost bldg is?

Interesting

One of these kids

is doing her own thing,

and she's doing it with no shame.

See if you can find waldo.

(hint: high heels suck)

{bwahaaaaaaahaa}

Liz Padilla's Ghost Bike

at the corner of Warren and 5th Ave. in Brooklyn

Customer Appreciation

This





was placed just inside the door way of this establishment




Times Square circa 70s-80s stikes again.

The Album Leaf - Outer Banks

Nice.

Something about the beginning.

Longer, lower quality more "complete & balanced" version here

As I should be spending

less money given the unexpected financial burden due to the actions on my personal transportation by the city and it's thieves, it is quite ironic that it has caused me to be slightly more given to ordering in...

and,
therefore,
spending more money.

I wonder how differently all this would have gone the speech/comm disorders route.

(shrug)

Statemata Obviosa

The greatest downfall of the intelligencia is,

generally,

their intellegence.

(ia)

(takeitfromthekettlethatscoffedatthepot))

S's & A's

Season 1, Ep. 3

Parts

IV & VI

bwa-tothekmickifickin-haha

Slings & Arrows

Just came across this show on the Sundance Channel (I finally added the alternative movie channels to my favorites; I still refuse to add the "premium" movie channels - too much bollocks).

A series about a modern theater company - it's remarkably apt.

Now we need to something that focuses on the hole-in-the-wall, exist only when one can scrounge $20 to produce a reading theater companies that make up the vast majority those in existence.

At least that's the case in this particular purview.

(edit: Nevermind, they've got it covered)

(actually, they didn't dwell, so the subject is still to be considered; i'll update as i make my way through)

First-Person Perspective

Since a child, I've wanted this.

Should the cost become reasonable, it will probably make it's way into my menagerie.

Once they make one small enough to fit in a slot car....mmmm - possibilities...

(stare)

(drool)

Though we've had our disagreements,

there's only one true original.

Gizmo poseurs need not apply.

Tow Truck

$!#%ery. So, I'm not the only one to deal with that this week. Well, take that and multiply it by about 2.5 to get to how bad they $!@#ed me.

Parking tickets are generally more than traffic tickets. They're cities' %@$5ed up way of raising revenue.

No, that's not right - it's $#%%^ing capitalistic venture. Plain and simple. If you really want me to serve penance for breaking a law, have me serve the city, Parking tickets, like speeding tickets, are about paying mayors and e'body below them. Make no mistake.

I guess I'll actually try to get a police report for the vandalism performed on my *ish* tomorrow.

(eyeroll)

(sigh)

(sneer)

Postal Service

"Nothing Better"

Effin' hot!

Le Tour

(warning, most of these pictures suck full size. I'm lazy)

Waiting for the boat


This is the only time the plebs gets to ride on this part of the ferry. It's where cars would make the trip if this were another city - it's generally empty, though.


Lined up on Church St., waiting for the start


Nitwit in what is supposed to be an afro wig


Held up around 56th & 6th; we were staggered into groups going into Central Park


Bottleneck going onto the Queensboro bridge




Views on the bridge






Riding on the freakin' BQE!


No hands: bicycle cruise control


and another bottleneck, this time exiting from the BQE (yes, we were moving about as fast as the traffic in the other side)


What I was compelled to use the back of my tour bib for...

How to not Be Objective

I guess I really am old.

'Cuz they must've stopped teaching objectivity in journalism school, like 100 years ago.

Or maybe I just made up that part in my COMM classes.

(warning, the above is Wright/Obama related)

I find the interviewee's position sort of canned,
but I think still fits under "the color of legitimacy".

EDIT - Wait, I'm sorry, this dude is apparently from the O'Reilly show. Journalism doesn't apply here. My bad.

[إين دو تيم]

So, on my way to an audition seminar that I had to force myself to go to and decided that I was just going to spectate at,

while looking through my messages on my phone to double-check the address,

thinking that I'd locked the phone on said message but not, thus having to go all the back through all the messages,

I found the following that was sent to me on the same day (two weeks ago) that I'd not read:

Hi {me}:

Just wanted to say it was great meeting and working with you on the shoot for (cable network that shall remain nameless). You brought really great energy to the set, interacted extremely well with all the {other, pre-adolecent talent} (which ain't always easy…particularly as the meltdowns begin), and you were professional through and through...

We have... more videos on deck with {production co. which shall remain nameless} and it would be great if we could work with you again. We'll see how this all shakes out..

...Please keep us posted on any upcoming shows you may have...

Best and have a great weekend..

Normally: two weeks late. Today: right on time.

(preach among yourself(ves))

Catalytic converter

has been cut from beneath my truck.


i hate fucking new york city.

Chrysler is generally

avoidable in my estimation.

But this special version of the eventually-coming Challenger does have it's share of 'zazz.
The wheels really do it here, I think.

Still a monument of waste, however.

Update! 5-4-08
The above was a vehicle competing in the One Lap of America cross-country rally (that which the film Cannonball Run is based on).

Well, there was an incident.

Reportedly, they will be continuing in an orange version of the same vehicle that will basically looks like a modernized Gen. Lee w/o the potentially offensive markings.

Empathic Guitar (Chilluminati)

Damn. Ooh.

(mmph).

You better cop
Shiiiiiiihhh.

Oh, you know SomaFM's got a new stream, right?

listennnnnnnnnn

May has started

fairly shittily and, to be honest, I haven't been riding since last Friday night.

don't really feel like it now. My theory is this somehow all connects to breaking my rule about hanging out with inebriated people in general and going to a function I said I wasn't because it was too late AND I planned on going riding the next day.


yet more of me not doing what I blow ever so hard that I will.


Take out the garbage in O 8.

I HATE

VULTURE ASS TOW TRUCK COMPANIES.

Be aware that, not only will the bastards lurk around lots they have deals with to tow

(therefore, they don't have to actually be called to perform the tow),

municipalities will actually allow them to sit and run plates on ANY car to see if there is an outstanding ticket.

Vile, garbage tactics for a vile, garbage industry.

By the way,

I think this is the most complete compiliation of links to WHOLE Rev. J. Wright speeches. Best I've found anyway.

I'm waiting for Mr. Obama to comment on the (past) considerable numbers of US - oops, I mean U.S. Black folk that firmly believe the sentiment of Wright...

And, quite frankly, much of the (asserted) fact.

I just found out

that the reason my posts require verification is because,
to blogger,
my blog looks like a spam blog.

no matter how clean I keep my nose
and goody I keep my two-shoes,

I'm ever viewed as a threat.

(eyeroll)

Yikes

do the booty bra
do the booty bra
do the booty
do the booty
do the booty
do the booty bra

(you probably need to know a little bounce to understand the repetition)

{above pun serendipitous, but wholly welcome}

I found this all completely amusing until I looked through the pics - then I saw the one of ol' girl in the acrylic pumps.

stripper shoes depress me.

Since I'm tired

of BO
and JW
of political newstertainment
of thinking of exactly how I'm going to tell the manager where he can go
(but not doing it)
of how 50 shots from 3 guns does NOT EVEN CONSTITUTE RECKLESSNESS,

I present the flyest word you've heard thusfar

this week.

Quick!

Before Mr. Cornelius catches us!

Wisecrack

Sending this one out from J.W. to B.O.


(johnny always was the best one, ya'll just aint wanna admit it)

Tour Videos

Youtube strikes again.

2 guys from Canada

(bonce..bounce..bounce) why aren't you freestyling?

frickin' VIP elitists...we're gonna pass your asses so fast...(well, some of your asses)

got-dang propaganda