I am not your

nigger
nigga
niggah
nigguh
nigg
nagga
nyuhka
nyooka
nooka

or other current/future spelling varied for justification's sake...

I have no appreciation of the pimp...

And any possibility of being a player has been undermined by my inability to wield any 'semblence of game.

Now, if I would ever become brave enough to say the above to people of the same sex and similar anthropology as me,

I might actually believe it.