Dear Aspiring Prose Writer,

Do Yourself a favor.

Do The World a favor.


Do not write an entire novel in run-on sentences.


No, no -

Shush. Sssssshhhhhh.....


There, now. There you are...

Um-hm. Yeah, I know the other -

I know - I know.

Ssshhhhh...

I know what they said.

"Writer's privilege",

"artistic license".

Mm hm.

I know.


Just -

don't.

'k?