The Beauty of Owning a Small Motorycycle

When you look up and realize that you've waited too late to take public transit...

When you go downstairs and your roommate has parked his car in front of yours and the lady that usually isn't parked next to you IS...

And you look to see if you can fit between them but can't...

(and find out that lady has a broken rear view mirror in the process)

Then you look behind her car and the next one over and see that there's no car in the third space down...

And you realize you can actually get out by going behind the cars to the open spot...

And while moving the items behind her car you notice that oil you haven't recycled is leaking...

And when you go to see if the cap is on all the way it comes off causing a puddle to spill out...

So you have to interrupt the shuffling to lay down ash to soak up the oil...

And you finally shimmy the bike through the space made and let it warm up while putting all of the stuff back behind that lady's car...

And you finally get going and notice the crater in the driveway the snow has caused...

And while gingerly going down that long hill you lock up the back wheel with barely any pressure on the pedal and realize you are at the mercy of the slush, gravity and Jesus' Daddy...

And later, pulling away from that light where you gave the gas just a hair too much goosing in the midst of all that slush still left in the street...

then...

THEN you will truly the understand the beauty of owning a small, competent motorcycle.

Dancing: a graceful rebellion against gravity


- Steve Tobolowsky

"Everybody gon' get off the path, but the point is to get back on -
forgive yourself and get back on."




Evander Holyfield

Using a Kleen Kanteen as a spittoon seems ironic.

And one day you will notice school buses and cabs are the same color.

And you will feel dumb.


(end of story)

One wonders if Tara Kyle realized she was talking to someone with a law
degree...

"after you lose a son, you're heart stops every time the phone rings."


Coach Carter

"...if you have money, life ends up being the same no matter where you go.


  However, if you don't have money, you learn to live your life according to where you are."



Balsa from Moribito

"You overacted a little. But In India, only overacting works."


from "Bhootnath Returns"

Do not be what someone else thinks you are....


.... unless you really value their opinion.