I told my mother I was out dancing last night,

At which point she interjected, "oh, you can dance?"

" he may got donkey d__k but I dig deeper (into your duodenum?) cuz I do
it from the diaphragm"

Mike Tyson on Competing Dogma

"You know, people say, "My god is better than your god." But how do we prove whose god is better? And this is when it gets really interesting. This is how we prove whose god is better than whose: [by saying,] "I'm going to kill you, or you're going to kill me first." And that's real godly. That's real godly. Yeah. I bet you people think, I wonder who would win a fight with the Prophet Mohammad and Jesus? These are sick people. This is crazy, you know what I mean?"

Read more: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/mma/boxing/07/28/tyson.interview/index.html?eref=sihp#ixzz0v3EbwDHO

Yet another reason why I should not be allowed 24 hr internet access

at least not with a PayPal account.

today's wacky dream

on a cruise ship with somebody.

suddenly, all boat staff (predominately female as it was) in underwear.

a skinny version of onE of my grad school mates pulled a cameo At the end.

(shrug)

While, after 30 mins,

The film has gotten much mored interesting,

I's hongry.

Currently at the 10:20 showing...

...of a film.

At 10:35, I'm still waiting for the film to begin.

Previews should be burned alive.

Dag. I, like, JUST remembered to take off my makeup. Not that I had much left after milling abt in the tropics last nite.

In conclusion

Got kinda fun towards end. Bike messengers showed love. I'm looking forward to going back.

Yes, it is me and I managed to say somethng positive.

No, I haven't been drinking.


Peace,
cwj

Tornado watch!

So, after my lackluster closeup event, we get to hang out in the trailers during the possible high winds coming.

A trailer. Exactly where one should not be in such a cliamctic event.

So...

Just finished my big scene. At some point remind me to figure out whether I'm thinking too hard or not enough.

Gonna chill out in the honeywagon until we do whatever it is we have to do next.

''Hurry up'' portion finished,

And now we wait.

J G-L goes by "Joe". I can dig that. We spoke, but I don't know how much we'll be interacting in the scene. He's actually dealing with his love interest while I'm talking to a crowd. AND we're shooting it that way.

Tricky. Guess that's why they wanted The Acting Monster.

Beware the hammy, overacting Beast.

THE JOB

So, I'm on the set of a "major" "motion" "picture" today, scene with the star.

I guess I'll try to do some liveblogging. When I'm not knowing my fingernails off, that is.

Or reading graphic novels.

For the first time in my experience...

the Hudson Bay smelled like a paper mill. Perhaps it was just the boat.

Either way - ew.

Other fun from today:

 I have officially decided that I do NOT want to be that guy at the last-minute cattle-called casting that is complaining about having "talked his way" off of a paying shoot to come to this because "I thought I'd be in and out" who thinks he's making it better by saying, "but I know you guys have been here longer".

(yeah, some chick was like that at a casting I went to today. boo)

Saw the worst tranny job ever today. I really don't understand what makes these cats think that balloons hovering around one's outer hip looks real. Maybe it's not supposed to. Maybe that person had just stuffed some balloons into (his/her) pants. Hopefully. Most plastic surgery is of the devil.

Found a ramen place at 14th and 1st. Saw a dish for, like, $13. That must be POWERFUL good ramen.

I probably should have said something deep, personal and important, but that's what your candy @$$e$ get.

:-P

Or I guess that what I get since it's my blog.

I really used to know how to do this.

stupid facebook.

Karl Malone?

During succession of crazy dreams I had yesterday, I dreamed Karl Malone died.

Random

My hair smells funny after I wash it.

Ti-red

Amelia Geocos ghost bike

1st & E. 49th, Manhattan.

Dan Valle ghost bike

Williamsburg Bridge, north path, BK side.

(stroke)

I think I may have decided to learn to swim.

Bread

I decided to go a week without any bread (to go with my ongoing
avoidance of cheese). I already had to start over once.

This morning, I had a dream that I gave up and ate a slice of pizza
after, last night, mistakenly eating two ice milk bars (ALWAYS look first).

The devil is a liar.

con-tact

I have just been completely distracted by merging my contacts on a phone
I keep telling myself I'm going to sell.

Shouldn't I be doing something constructive right now?

Like pushups?

Or trying to not be poor?

(shrug)

(goes back to merging)

Rain

Not thunderstorm,
Not torrential downpour,

Just rain.

yay.

Mary & Max

"The reason I forgive you is because you are not perfect. You are imperfect, and so am I."

Softcore Softail