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I firmly believe in dancing. in your living room or around the world. through smiles or tears. until you no longer can. dance."

(the mumbai dance, in particular, is that mickifickin' fiyah)

Do You Think Sarah Palin

is qualified to be VP?

(link updated!)

If You Use Human Milk, Is It Still Dairy

Swiss restaurant switching people milk, PETA wants B&J ice cream to follow suit.

Gross?

Repulsive?

And you don't consider drinking a substance produced by an animal that poops in the same place it eats and is, well, a completely different animal somewhat strange?

Not saying I'll be first in line;

But if I have to do baby food, it would seem that HUMAN baby food would be better.

(assume the author is NOT a bovine)

I just saw a commercial

with Venus & Serena Williams practicing,

and a giant DoubleStuffed

OREO

comes running out to get a dead ball.

....

hm.

:|

Negrodamus Was Wrong

But so were me and Chuck D

I like this one mostly for the Paul vs Paul quip at the end.

Paul won.

Mooney on Richards on Susteran

Old, but...

One day wyte ppl r going 2 lrn 2 leave this dude alone...

Post-Ike Pics

amazing.

SNL

on hiatus from being unfunny.

FYI: Rice Dream Chocolate Chai

is the bee's ankles, hips, toes, elbows, & knees.

Him vs. Her

Senator Obama on the Bill O'Reilly show (mouse over the video window at the end to see part 2)

Gov. Palin interviewed by Charles Gibson (I think this is w/o the cuts, if there's another more complete version, feel free to post in comments)

Cats are evil

Never forget that

I feel bad for pugs.

It's bad enough that their breathing and sinus problems are the results of fashion breeding,

then people make dumb@$$ blogs where they pretend like the dogs can type/talk.

I mean the dog is cute and all, but come on.

I want to know what pugs would look like if they had snouts.

88 Keys - "Wastin' My Minutes"

lang warning

Because we've all been there

to some extent

at least, once.

Fat/Feet

A lifetime of saturated fat will make your heart look like a ham.



(Narrow shoes+high heels) x having to walk = bad feet.



Yes, I'm still bringing up old sh!t.

{and since I know you need to hear "him" say it to believe it)

Wow

The boom is over, the boom over

(buk, buk)

Cindy McCain Drifts

wow

great

(chortle)

Faked, though, it seems.

I don't suppose that quite looks like a mid-40s mother of 5 body.
Although...that's a generalization,
Something I'm sure you'd never see in a political race.

In case you were wondering what

a modern videogame v/o script looks like:

In this scene, the gang members observe a white guy in their neighborhood.

BOMBER 1

What you staring at, white boy?

Can't you see we busy here?

BOMBER 2

Somebody in the wroooong part of

town.

When the white guy gets closer, the gangsters get really angry:

BOMBER 1

You deaf? This here's our turf and

you not welcome. Vamoose, greaseball.

BOMBER 2

Yeah, keep messin' with us, and you'll

have to deal with the Bombers.

If the guy doesn’t leave, they'll attack him.

BOMBER 1

OK, now you done it, muthafucka.

BOMBER 2

Now we gonna whoop yo ass, boy.

In this scene, the gang members witness someone trying to break into their car.

BOMBER 2

(amazed)

Motherfucka! That nigga's stealin'

my car! You believe this shit?

BOMBER 2 (CONT'D)

Get the fuck away from my ride!

BOMBER 2 (CONT'D)

Crazy white boy done broke my window!

BOMBER 2 (CONT'D)

Hey! Whatchoo doin' muthafucka!!!

BOMBER 2 (CONT'D)

You done gone and messed with the

wrong niggas now, boy.

BOMBER 1

(threatening)

Now we gonna beat yo lily white ass.

I just turned down

a video game audition because

I
just
don't
feel
like
saying
"n****r" (or the cute respelling n***a, as they had it)

in yet another game about
yet more Italians
with yet more guns.

I'm sure I'm the sucker...I'm sorry, sucka.

Poverty check:

..
....

yep. still poor.

THIS IS THE WORST SPEECH

AND THE WORST AUDIENCE


EVER.

Sen. Lindsey Graham

Ladies and gentleman, I give you what may be the worst orator in Congress.

Or maybe he just didn't believe what he was saying.

(iyulhkh)