I just took a bite of a slice of fresh cucumber with some Tony Chachere's on it and had just the slightest impulse to moonwalk.

Just a little bit.

"The opposite of faith

isn't doubt, it's certainty. "

- Friar Tony Doherty

A word that I didn't know was a word, but likely would have compounded at some point:

magniloquent

#ThanksWEB

I scream

Until a few moments ago, I'd not realized that "creamsicle" is a portmanteau of "ice cream" and "popsicle", as that product is a combination of the same.

Sugar is still the devil.

aspiration

i just learned/remembered that i have reached the point in life where I can no longer wake up/eat/immediately lay back down again.

Thanks, weak esophageal sphincter! 

Cats hate fireworks

and I think I agree. 

'like sifting sand through a screen,

we sift people. If you had not been able to control your impulses, like an animal, we could not let you live. You inherit too much power.'

(Dune)

Traveling to mars

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