I scream

Until a few moments ago, I'd not realized that "creamsicle" is a portmanteau of "ice cream" and "popsicle", as that product is a combination of the same.

Sugar is still the devil.

aspiration

i just learned/remembered that i have reached the point in life where I can no longer wake up/eat/immediately lay back down again.

Thanks, weak esophageal sphincter! 

Cats hate fireworks

and I think I agree.