Thursday, November 28, 2013

Turkey Hangover

I suppose I've never been out on the night before Thanksgiving before, but I certainly never knew how much like Saturday night it is.

(currently sitting in terminal waiting for boat and surrounded by drunkards)

Monday, November 25, 2013

"I remember we were in Papua New Guinea once

 There are like 370 tribes there and they’re not nomadic, so they all stay on their pieces of land. They all speak their own languages. One of them told us that if you change your body after you come out of your mother’s womb, you’re disrespecting your mother. You’re disrespecting what she gave you… you need to embrace what you have."

Brian Spitzer 

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Motorcycle derivation

Riding a fast bike slow = (not fun)

Riding a slow bike fast = (fun)

Riding a slow bike slow = (enjoyable)

Riding a slow bike slow on a 40-and-below day = (55 cool points)

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