Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Monday, April 26, 2010
"...8 little gosslings, that probably hatched in the past couple weeks."
Gosh. It must be wonderful to be disconnected from popular culture to be
able to let that escape your oral cavity.
Shout out to the lady that I told wasn't your typical Apple drank sipper.
I knew I was lying 1.5 blinks after I said it. Bad me.
Me: "Macs get fewer viruses because their not targeted like Windows"
Her: (nodding look down) "Well, that's part of it..."
Me: (inside brain) "uh-oh...hehhehheh"
Although, she did admit the iPhone is not the most technically amazing device in the world....then she went on to extol the virtues of how it magically goes from answering music to answering a call and the the mic on the earbud cord.
Yes. The mic. In the cord.
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Thursday, April 15, 2010
While I may very well be funny, I'm not Will Arnett, the Apple ad guys, or whomever else it is you think is cute now that somebody showed you on their MacBook. Call somebody else - preferably THEM."
Now, when you want somebody to sell your acoutrements du conspicuous consumption, gimme a holler. I'll be asleep at a rehearsal in Harlem.
Monday, April 12, 2010
Friday, April 09, 2010
Wednesday, April 07, 2010
Which, strangely, worked.
Then it's additionally strange to hug an attractive bundle-bearer, 'cuz it's like, "you're still attractive - I think I feel weird about having naughty thoughts about you in your current state of bundledom".
Then there's the completely juvenile and unavoidable* thought: "hee hee. I know what you did to get that".
Bundles are like nature's way of confronting our acquired prudish sensibility with the factuality of sex**.
*for juveniles, anyway
**feel free to laugh at how deep-telligent I obviously think this sounds
Sunday, April 04, 2010
Saturday, April 03, 2010
Friday, April 02, 2010
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