Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Monday, April 27, 2009

What i learned today.

I love dogs that eat fruit.

(ok, I already knew that.)

I love dogs that eat almonds.

(!)

I love dogs that give hugs.

(hump grabs do not count.)

I really love when said dogs are part American Bull Terrier.

(a-stereotypical much?)

Friday, April 17, 2009

A phone...

that looks like a regular candybar-style, except all the keys on the front are touch, rather than real buttons.

except,

its hinged at the top, like a flip,

revealing a full-length touch interface underneath,

with the GUI reoriented for texting, scheduling, media, what have you...

close it -

back to the candy.

Hey, stop stealing my idea.

Don't Bite

"I'm too intellectual for property"

damn.

now if only I could right a decent rhyme more than one line at a time.

(see what I did there.....)

(nope not just that, but THAT too. See?)

{I'm special}

[braces look like boobies]

I believe I may have developed

an inseparable relationship with my hair.

So much for commercial acceptance.

$*%"! it.

i'll sweep.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Once, sometime ago,

when I was very,

very sad,

there was a person who told me

"come home";

it made me feel better. It may not have cured me, but it's certainly stayed with me.

Now....

despite the trouble that might be caused by that person occupying an impossible place in the subverse that is my psyche,

and what that person eventually said/didn't say,

I think

(at some point)

I want* somebody to say "come home" to me again.

(maybe soon)

*(need?)

Saturday, April 04, 2009

stereo-typin'

(brooklyn-based, minority run non-profit theater) just sent me my W2s for work I did there last year.

1) I sent my taxes to the momcountant in Febuary.

2) TAXES ARE DUE IN TWO WEEKS.

....... : /

I guess they figured I we always wait to do our taxes late, so....

(sigh)

See, uh-sumption is a cycle.

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